Prophecy duo on the skids

The popularity of Amitakh Stanford and Joseph Chiappalone – who got together in the mid 80’s as religious messiahs, declaring the world evil and that it was about to be destroyed, with souped-up chakra-based doctrine littered with the bizarre (that chocolate is evil for example, made from very wicked ground cocoa bean and milk solids) – continues to decline, as shown in the Google Trends plot below.  People just aren’t buying their rubbish any longer, unsurprisingly.

Google trends shows popularity of Amitakh Stanford and Joseph Chiappalone having almost completely evaporated, 2005-2016.
Google trends shows popularity of Amitakh Stanford and Joseph Chiappalone has almost completely evaporated, 2005-2016.

With their credibility on par with something like ‘there’s a bunch of leprechauns doing a rain-dance on the sun’, they might have a chance of boosting their prospects with the latest in guru practice, product promotion.  Guru Baba Ramdev appears to be thriving by it in the photos below.

What spiritual enlightenment would be complete without a diet that includes instant noodles? Guru Ramdev.
What spiritual enlightenment would be complete without a diet that includes guru-certified flavoured instant noodles? Guru Baba Ramdev.

 

Behold, a modern day guru bears the icons of enlightenment, providing a euphoria that you can have too.
Behold, lifted high, Baba Ramdev promotes symbols of enlightenment, apparently containing dangerous levels of euphoria.

 

 

 

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